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Maroon 5 Back With 'Harder' Album After Adam Levine Gets Sick Of Partying 
It Won't Be Soon Before Long is due May 22.

It's understandable that Adam Levine would admit to "going a little mad" as Maroon 5 embarked on the follow-up to their multiplatinum, Grammy-winning Songs About Jane.

"It's one thing making a record, but it's another thing making a record when you've had all this success and there's all this pressure, and you say you don't feel it and pretend you don't, and then one day you wake up and it knocks you in your face," the singer said.

Levine responded to the pressure by, well, partying.

"I worked my ass off for four years, and I thought, 'I'm going to eat cheeseburgers every day and play poker and go out and have drinks and enjoy myself a little,' " he recalled of his days living at Hollywood hotel Chateau Marmont. "And I did that, and that gets old quickly. Then you get up and realize it's time to start getting serious.